Sussex (population 1.2 million) is giving India (population 1.2 billion) a run for its rupee in a warm-up match at Hove.After recording 388-7 for the first innings, India had the local boys reeling on 144-5. Only a brilliant rear-guard ton by Andy Hodd saw Sussex declare on 300, and the fight-back continued on the field as India was reduced to 21-2 at stumps.
Let’s look at Andy Hodd. From his picture, you can safely assume that he is boring, and isn’t worth writing much about. Unless he scores a hundred. You can write about that, if you want.
It would foolish to announce that Sussex is a better team that India. For a start, consider the population disparities. If a small English county started claiming its superiority, the Indian army could quickly crush the upstart.
Let us no forget, India is a nuclear power. I have lived in Sussex. The respective local authorities scattered about the county are useless. They couldn’t even get the bins collected, never mind organise a collective nuclear counter-strike.
We might say that this game was even a fluke: A freak outcome produced by overseas batsmen struggling to acquaint themselves to usually dodgy English conditions. But that would be dull.
Sod it. Let Chichester be damned: the Sussex County Cricket Club is better than every man in India.
I never liked it anyway.
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"Let Chichester be damned: the Sussex County Cricket Club is better than every man in India." Bravo! Bravo, I say!
Ah, but has Sussex liberated itself from the tyranny of the Windsors? Point to Injah.
Great stuff.
I am attempting to pick the 'Greatest Test XI' (from those who made their debuts in 1908 or later) and it would be great to get your imput (http://third-umpire.blogspot.com/search/label/Greatest%20Test%20XI)
I'm sure Sussex has crap food compared to India. No, all those pseudo-Indian joints run by Bangladeshis, serving fake vindaloor and chicken tikka masala don't count. India wins again.
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