Picture 3: Alastair Cook indulges himself in some streaking. A favoured past-time.
Picture 4: Alastair Cook also doubles as a part-time eye-liner fairy, friend to women everywhere.
If you are worried by the homo-erotic turn of the site, don't worry, you are not alone. I'll get back to the cricket once I have realised how rubbish I am at Paintbrush.
Until that point, it'll be perv-a-plenty!