I am a little worried about the Australian public. They might make fools of themselves. More so. So I have decided to write them a few political correct crowd chants to give the Ausslers something to sing about to make them, and the United Nations, proud:
Equal opportunity! Equal opportunity! Equal opportunity!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Equal opportunity!
Oi!
Equal opportunity!
Oi!
Equal opportunity!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Jimmy: Everywhere we go
Crowd: Everywhere we go
The people want to know
The people want to know
Who we are
Who we are
Where we come from
Where we come from
Shall we tell them
Shall we tell them
Who we are
Who we are
Where we come from
Where we come from
We are the in the main, but that's not to exclude others, Australians
We are the in the main, but that's not to exclude others, Australians
The ethnically diverse and open-minded Australians
The ethnically diverse and open-minded Australians
We are the tolerant
We are the tolerant
The Multicultural tolerants
The Multicultural tolerants
The Multicultural tolerants
Etc.
I said oh, ah, everyone in the car,
I said everyone regardless of their ethnicity or social background,
I said oh, ah, everyone in the car,
I said everyone regardless of their ethnicity or social background,
There. That should improve things. By the way, I’m sorry if I offended anyone yesterday. Of course I didn’t mean that all Australians were bastards. Just most of them.
4 comments:
Don't think any Australians would be overly offended at being called bastards. Truth doesn't hurt too much.
I thought it was an honour.
You probably would. Bloody victorians.
I think we're all bastards really.
We all have a little Australian in all of us.
Except Murali. He's ace.
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