With the unexpected rubbishness of England's mystery selection for the second test, the selectors have began to look further afield for a player with shock value.Fortunately, with the recent discovery of Radovan Karadzic, the perfect choice has fallen into their laps.
Rumour has it that "Kraddo" has an excellent record of running through line-ups. His low-flying mystery ball is almost impossible for batsman to pick up.
Apparently, he is from a new age school of spin bowling, with some interesting holistic approach to solving England's problems.
It is expected that he, like most people, will be better than RoboPatt.
