Thursday, July 24, 2008

England pick a suprise choice for third test

With the unexpected rubbishness of England's mystery selection for the second test, the selectors have began to look further afield for a player with shock value.

Fortunately, with the recent discovery of Radovan Karadzic, the perfect choice has fallen into their laps.

Rumour has it that "Kraddo" has an excellent record of running through line-ups. His low-flying mystery ball is almost impossible for batsman to pick up.

Apparently, he is from a new age school of spin bowling, with some interesting holistic approach to solving England's problems.

It is expected that he, like most people, will be better than RoboPatt.


Spigot said...

I liked Radovan a lot more when he looked like Father Ted

Jrod said...

Pattinson doesn't work as robocop, as you can't see his power source, the eyelids.

SixSixEight said...

Pattinson may not work as robocop, but i still thought it was very very funny!

The Atheist said...

I'm telling you, Pattinson looks just like Robocop.