I suppose that I have to do some reporting on it. But, to be honest, I’m rather hoping that the entire IPL thing will do a Stanford.
Well. Here we go. As if you cared, some people cocked up in today’s exciting twentytwinklies. These were, in no particular order:
- Andrew Flintoff
- Kevin Pietersen
- The entire Rajasthan batting line-up.
In fact, singling out the “English” “stars” in the IPL for unfair criticism may be one way of clawing back some interest out of this cynical, brainwashing exercise.
But there was no exciting razzmatazz as there was last year's opening games. It's just a lot of old blokes living our their middle age fantasy. It’s like watching a Star Wars film without at least twenty shots of deactivated light sabres rolls harmlessly away from reach.
Yeah. I hate the whole thing. And everything else.