Breaking into entirely new territory, the ECB have installed a former Zimbabwean player as their glorious leader. Known for his nonplussed demeanour and frog-like appearance, the former Zimbabwean captain promises to bring new steel to the floppy England line-up that has been struggling against even weakened opposition.
His name is Andy Flower. Prepare yourself for a new era of truly unbearable sub-editing.
Asked on his relationship with captain Andrew Strauss, Flower said,
“Yeah, it’s good.”
He later added.
“He gets back from his holiday soon.”
Obviously, the team’s captain leaving the country in protest of the Zimbabwean’s elevation to the highest coaching position in the universe isn’t the best of starts. But, he has more demanding problems ahead: Kevin Pietersen.
That a relationship between a Saffer and a bloke from Zim should be a factor in the future of the England cricket team show’s you just how far we have all come.
From over there, to over here.
The grass always looks greener on the other side; although the flowers always look crap.
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He gave the finger to Mugabe - so he knows how to deal with KP
By giving him the finger?
This would be an interesting management technique worth replicating...
It works for Ray Jennings.
http://www.kingcricket.co.uk/ray-jennings-and-kevin-pietersen-find-common-ground/2009/04/14/
And welcome back Mr The Ath
Bloody germans.
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