Well done Spigglers for winning. Also, it's worth checking out his fantastic new competition, too. Prize:
I might have a bit more time from here on in. You see, it looks likely that I’ll be jobless as of tomorrow.
Sure, it’ll be like that Greek-Jewish bloke from the Apprentice: please Sir Alan, don’t fire me, please, please don’t. I'm not above begging and demeaning myself for cash.
But it looks like I’m for the chop.
Which is bad, because I’ll have no money; but is also good, because the ghastliness and stress that has been my life for the past few weeks will end.
Heigh ho, do you think the ECB are recruiting? I hope so. I am nice to them.
That’s what I’m talking about.