Saturday, April 26, 2008

Harbhajan “Happy Slap” Singh

The captain of Mumbai Indians (as opposed to the Mumbai Clangers) has allegedly slapped Sri Sreesanth across the chops in a game against Kings XI Punjab.

In post-match interviews, Harbhajan has been a bit cagey about this. He hasn’t exactly denied the brutal attack, but he suggested something had happened but it not a “big issue”.

The fall-out has been cataclysmic. I quote the following from the BBC website:

“TV pictures showed Santh crying at the end of the game, which his side won.”
Indeed they do. Take a look for yourself.

I think you’ll agree that this is a priceless piece of video footage. This is an important addition to cricketing records.

Harbhajan has never been well-liked in AYALAC. But this moment of wisdom has recovered some of his lost esteem.

Every time Sreesanth graces my screen my sub-conscious, my consciousness, my Id and my knees all scream out: “He needs a slap.”

And today, their wish was delivered. Perhaps I should re-think my theological position?

6 comments:

Jrod said...

Where would you slap Sreesanth?

The Atheist said...

Across the being.

Miss Field said...

Cheech slapped Chong, who's complaining?

Gareth said...

Probably Chong...

Anyone feel dirty watching the IPL?

India's finest day said...

Will there be a rematch?

Ankit said...

lol @ comments...

i think both harbhajan and sreesanth are justified and wrong...

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