JROD COMES

That's right. JRod, of www.cricketwithballs.com fame is finally seeping out of cyberspace and is now splashed onto hard paper, ready to come in your eyes in the comfort of your own bedroom.

It is all part of cricketwithballs.com's strategy to become General Secretary to the UN by 2015. Nothing will stand in his way. One day, we will all be little balls, bouncing to the rhythm to the great thruster himself.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. BUY IT NOW.

If you don't already own a copy, you are clearly deranged or, at best, Charles Colville.