Thursday, January 22, 2009

Bollocks to who? BOLLOCKS TO YOU!

This sites has been a bit overly sophisticated as late, so I need to dumb down and connect to the bland morass that is my readership.

So, today, I shall denounce certain cricketers that deserve to have a huge hairy Hungarian screaming “BOLLOCKS TO YOU MATEY” in their face.

So. Lets start.

Kevin Pietersen.



Pratty Mire


Darrel Hair.

Shoaib Akhtar.

The ICC in their entirety.

Although we are above drawing crude penises on top of players heads at the moment. We make no promises about the future.

9 comments:

Lisa said...

No Ian Bell?

I'm disappointed

The Englishman said...

Top quality stuff. Just look what the critics are saying. I've never seen such acclaim for a German-based cricket blogger:

"A return to form"

10/10 Wisden


"A veritable tour de force"

Jonathan Agnew

"I love it when he draws cocks on cricketers"

Bill Frindall

B Frindall said...

I didn't say that. I said:

"I love it when he draws cocks AND BALLS on cricketers"

In my profession, accuracy is everything. One decimal point out and Bradman averages 9.994. If that happened – what next?? Chaos, disorder - an ungodly mess.

Moses @ Beer and Sport said...

Bravo for taking the high road. Leave the drawing of penises to the Americans

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horatius said...

And where's Harmy in all a this?

Moses @ Beer and Sport said...

bollocks to harmy

Moses @ Beer and Sport said...

Bollocks to this bloke

jrod said...

Hello dear blogging friend,

Cricket with balls has now moved, true story.

We are now at cricketwithballs.com, so if you could update our address in your blogroll that would be great.

Ofcourse if you already had us down as .com, never mind.

Cheers.

price per head said...

haha bullocks to you too my dear blogger friend, I liked the sense of humor you have, keep it up!