The philosophy of cricket.
That means I say controversial things that attempts to challenge the dominant paradigms in current cricket thinking. Yes. The paradigms.
I also try to say nice things about spinners.
Monday, September 01, 2008
KP's magic man milk
After I revealed KP's secret to success yesterday.
The Englanders leaked documents substantiating my libellous claims.
This was quoted from KP:
"YES MY PRETTIES! YES! DRINK! DRINK MY LIFE-GIVING MAN MILK SO THAT YOU MAY COME STRONG. STRONG LIKE YOUR WARM, LOVING MOTHER"
Shock horror :|
ReplyDeleteCreepy
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong to feel a bit jealous of the England team in this picture?
ReplyDeleteI told Jrod it was wrong but he wouldn't listen to me.
Gross!
ReplyDelete668...pot kettle etc...
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I think it's pretty.
i just can't stop looking at it.
ReplyDeleteHe really does have majestic teats, there's no use denying it.
I am watching Kent vs Surrey in the Pro40, and I swear to God I just heard Bob Willis say:
ReplyDelete"Denly and van Jaarsveld milking the spinners here - no huge shots, just milking the singles. [pause] Squeezing those teats."
My mind may never be clean again.
I'm feeling a little bit queasy and more than a touch violated by this image.
ReplyDeleteBad AYALAC
Simon, that's quite possibly the best over comment I've had over here at AYALAC.
ReplyDeleteFA, you're the second person I've made feel ill on this site. Three times a charm...