Friday, March 28, 2008

Sehwag knows where his Weetabix is

Virender Sehwag is, of course, most famous for his firm and lusty backside. But he is starting to make a name for himself as a cricketer, nay, a batsman to boot.

In this role as batter of men, he scores runs for his team, which are called “innings”. Conventially, all the team to contribute to a score greater than their own. However, after a period out of the side, Sehwag has alterated the laws of mathematics to suit his own game.

In an unexpected turn, Sehwag has scored 250, whereas the Indian team has only managed 202. Although the other batsmen scored small, but nonetheless positive scores, commentators are at a loss to explain this development.

Jimmy de Range said:
“Oh. He’s played an alright innings. Although, they should probably think about replacing the scorers here. Or the physicists.”
We all know that Sehwag is mad. Scoring 250 off 220 isn’t really test cricket. Scoring more than the team is also crazy. What is he doing? What is going on?

The answer is: I don’t know.

8 comments:

Straight Point said...

the session he had with paddy upton on menatal conditionng is to blame here...

i think paddy has unlocked something in his brain...poor saffers...

Straight Point said...

btw, do we have provision in cricket of waving white hankie...??

Suave said...

I'll have a fiver on him breaking Brian lara's record tomorrow...

The Atheist said...

That would be exciting. He just needs to survive until the end of the day: he seems totally nacked.

miriam said...

He's survived. yay!

I am totes gonna be getting up early tomorrow to watch this.

John said...

He is a Chennai SuperKing!!

Anonymous said...

Sorry to fry your tamales, but he'll fall first thing in the morning.

No one will celebrate more than me if he beats Lara's record, but he has a habit of losing his concentration a bit after getting to his triple. I bet that's why he's seeing all those shrinks to develop his post triple game.

Miss Field said...

Weetabix, you English people are so funny.