Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Name that bum #1

A new feature! After the roaring success of the smut on the site (see naked streakers and nude cricketers) I’ve decided to up the ante with a new game.

I have selected one cricketer to donate his or her bum to the cause.

From the below clues, you have to guess whose derriere is in the images.

Please leave you answers as comments. One guess per comment please.

I’ll inform the winner of their prize once I’ve thought it. Perhaps I’ll write you a cricket poem, or something. I’m sure whatever it is will be amazing.
Clue 1

Clue 2

Clue 3

Can you NAME THAT BUM?

12 comments:

Suave said...

Claire Taylor

King Cricket said...

I thought three was Warne's arse. Having looked at the first two clues, I'm glad I'm wrong.

What kind of a man would recognise Shane Warne's backside?

The Atheist said...

I think we're lacking a bit of width for Warney, KC.

Nope, I'm afraid no one has it yet. Clue Two may be the most helpful...

Suave said...

Is it male or female?

If it's male, I think it's Ian Bell

The Atheist said...

The bum belongs to a male.

Suave is close with Ian Bell.

John said...

Andrew Strauss

Suave said...

Well now, there are currently only three players sponsered by Slazenger in the England squad in NZ..

It can't be Bell, as you wouldn't have said close.
I don't believe it to be Luke Wright, cos he's probably gone home, so that leaves Captain Colly Wobbles.

The Atheist said...

Excellent reasoning, Suave. Only, perhaps you should think of casting your net a little wider...

Suave said...

Matt Prior then.. He's behind the stumps in photo two.

Analphabetism said...

Vaughnie

Astrid said...

How could you have thought for a second it wasn't a bloke's arse? You clearly don't look at men's backsides enough!

Pay per head services said...

haha that is very funny but I think I will pass on it this time, I have no idea whose butts are those because I pay attention to the game and not to players's butts LOL