This is stupendous news. Now, consider Australia’s condition:
- They can’t seem to win any ODIs.
- Their best players are injured, or old.
- Their captain is away.
- There bowling attack is full of youngsters, that are totally incapable of containing the batsman.
- Players that used to dominant, are going through an inexplicable bad patch.
That’s right. The Ashes Tour have exposed the Australian team to a deadly virus: Englanditus. There is no coming back. Teeheehee.