Showing posts with label God. Show all posts
Showing posts with label God. Show all posts
Friday, June 12, 2009

Why England losing ensures the continuation of time

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Another day, another useless England performance. As vital to the universe as the celestial clockwork of the heavenly bodies, the English tr...
Wednesday, March 26, 2008

So England win

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Put your Smug Boots on, chaps, England won a test series abroad . It has been a while since anyone has said that. Nevertheless, some England...
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Saturday, August 11, 2007

England not bad, but incredibly stupid

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I think more or less every person in England wants to hunt down Andrew Strauss and beat him to death with the MCC manual. Well, perhaps not ...
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Saturday, June 09, 2007

Alastair Cook: Officially God

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This man is amazing. So amazing, he must be a deity. I have therefore declared young Cooky a God. You may worship him by turning your childh...
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Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Cricket averages

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Statistics is an important part of cricket. Heck, it is an important part of life! The most common statistic in cricket is the average, or, ...
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Monday, April 30, 2007

Australia and God win World Cup

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Well. I suppose I ought to write something about those Ozzie blokes. Apparently, they won a cricket game the other day. Although, I’m not su...
Saturday, April 28, 2007

World Cup Final starts! (ish)

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This is not soggy London. It is Barbados. A sunny, warm Caribbean island. Just before Sri Lanka play Australia in the final. It is 15:32 GM...